Command Memo, Stardate 887710.4

Posted on Thu Sep 17th, 2026 @ 2:15am by Captain Doran'atar
Edited on Thu Sep 17th, 2026 @ 2:38am

From: Capt. Doran'atar
To: All Hands

I am not going to make this a meeting and waste people's valuable time. Long story short: we have been unlucky enough to become the newest focus of a Public Affairs Division promotional campaign. The usual performative stuff that needs us to do the usual performative things. You know what to do. They should be arriving within the next few days at worst.

If you pray, I suggest you do it while you still can. For myself, I do not pray, but I am going to pray for the sake of everyone else anyway that we emerge from this with our dignities and collective sanity intact. God or whoever else you might believe in help us.

 

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